belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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