Where is the hickey?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.