Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(812): View more from Indiana

so... how was it???

(317): View more from Indiana

he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy

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(937): View more from Ohio

he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me

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(435): View more from Utah

Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV

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(703): View more from Virginia

Vodka?

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Forever.

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(323): View more from California

I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing

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