I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
