im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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