Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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