I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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