Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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