also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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