her vagine was all disorganized.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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