He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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