Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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