What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
this must be what syphilis tastes like
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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