i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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