I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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