found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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