That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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