That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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