No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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