I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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