That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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