so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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