I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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