Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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