god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
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NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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