I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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