How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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