is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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