i jhust puked up my retainher.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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