are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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