my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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