I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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