I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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