Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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