fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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