your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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