Umm I'm too high to move.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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