Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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