if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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