So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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