is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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