youre lurking in front of me
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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