He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How naked do you want me to be?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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