i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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