You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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