Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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