who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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