That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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