Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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