so explain again why im purple
no
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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