Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Randomize
