Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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