Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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