I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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