i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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